New Neighbor
Miles was an unassuming man. He’d worked hard for all he had in his life. He had been a devoted husband, father, and grandfather. Now, in his golden years, he was content to sit on his porch and look out onto the magnificent nature reserve that bordered his new property.
He lived comfortably in a quiet retirement village in the country, but whenever he peeked into his neighbor’s yard, he grew increasingly annoyed. Somehow, it seemed as though his neighbor's yard grew a little bit every day.
Something Odd
Miles looked from his tiny backyard to his neighbor’s again. His neighbor’s yard extended a good 8 feet beyond his -- it was, by far, the largest property on the estate. How was that possible?
At first, he assumed that the man had just been lucky or he had been able to afford a larger piece of land. But it wasn’t long before he knew what his neighbor was really up to.
A Twinge Of Envy
Miles was a friendly man and he quickly befriended all his new neighbors and exchanged phone numbers -- including the man with the largest back yard.
He felt a mixture of envy and admiration when he saw that the man also owned a cherry red sports car -- something he had never been able to afford. Nevertheless, he was content in his little slice of paradise. Until one fateful day…
Strange Behavior
One day, Miles happened to look over and spotted his neighbor doing something strange. The man deliberately paced back and forth, walking the length of his property with a dissatisfied look on his face.
He disappeared for a few minutes, and then returned with a wheelbarrow full of expensive pavers. He began to lay them one by one, but then he did something that had Miles doing a double-take.
Laying Paving
The man began laying his paving from his front door. After a few hours and a lot of huffing and puffing, he had paved his entire backyard…
He had paved up all the way up to the old fenceposts that designated the boundary between his property and the reserve.Then, he made a move that made Miles’ jaw drop.
A Bold Move
Miles watched his neighbor brazenly stomp up to the rickety boundary fenceposts and rip them out one by one. Then, he moved them back by two feet -- back into the reserve -- and began to pound them in again.
Miles couldn’t believe what he was witnessing. Now, he knew why the man had such an enormous backyard! He knew he had to do something.
Shattering The Peace
The man was beginning to clear the land to make space for his pavers when Miles approached him. He walked up and gently asked the man to stop what he was doing.
Having worked for the National Park Services, Miles thought that perhaps his neighbor wasn’t fully aware of the repercussions of what he was doing. But then, all hell broke loose.
Confrontation
Miles had barely gotten a word out when his neighbor rudely interrupted him. Turning aggressively to face him, he began to yell. “You’re new here. I’ve been here ten years,” he spat. “Mind your own damn business!”
Miles didn’t have to be told twice. He left without another word, deciding that pressing the issue with the defensive man wasn’t going to get him anywhere. But, maybe there was another way to make him understand.
What Could He Do?
Miles clenched his fists helplessly and watched the man complete his paving -- effectively extending his yard by an additional two feet. Could he stand idly by and watch the reserve he loved get destroyed slowly by the audacious man? He must have been doing this for years… Where would it end?
Then, it suddenly dawned on him that he didn’t have to do anything. All he had to do was watch it all play out.
Waiting And Watching
For a full year, Miles watched and waited. It was Summer again and the reserve was eerily quiet. Many of the park’s residents had traveled North for their Summer holiday -- including his rude neighbor.
He wasn’t plotting revenge. He had a strong feeling in his gut that karma would come knocking soon. And, sure enough, it did.
Expenses
One bright morning, Miles was sitting on his porch enjoying the sunshine when the county came to check on the reserve. And when they saw Miles’ neighbor’s backyard, they were not impressed.
Miles watched them pacing back and forth, then they began to pull out maps, take photographs, and make phone calls. Then, more people showed up.
A Notice
It turns out that Miles’ neighbor had been doing this for years… pulling out the boundary fenceposts and grabbing land however and whenever he saw fit. He had put the new pavers down so that he could park his golf cart and cherry-red sportscar out back while he was away for the summer.
The county would have to move them before they did anything else, so they taped a notice to the man’s door and left.
Fines
Miles, curious, walks up to read the notice. It states that the man is in violation of encroachment onto protected lands and that he has 30 days to move his car, tear up the pavers, and pay a fine of $11,000.
The fine is for damage to protected species that inhabit the protected land, and for trespassing. But that wasn’t all.
A Decision
Failure to comply within 30 days would result in the golf cart and sports car being towed away and impounded, and the pavers would be dug up and carted off at the man’s expense.
Additionally, the fine will be increased for every day past the deadline. Miles smiled to himself. Should he call his neighbor?
Karma Comes Knocking
The month flies by and the man still hasn’t returned from his summer home. Just a week after the deadline, Miles was in for quite a show.
He sat back and watched as they unceremoniously moved the golf cart. Then, they came back for the cherry-red sports car. After they had towed both vehicles away, they began to tear out the fencepoles one by one. He had tried to warn him, but it was too late for that now. All he could do was sit back and observe karma doing its work.
Getting To Work
Then, the pavers were ripped out and hauled away, and the old rickety fenceposts and ropes were replaced with new ones. This time, they were replaced with metal posts with steel cables that were deeply embedded in the ground with concrete.
There was no way they would ever be moved now. The process took weeks, and Miles’ rude neighbor was none the wiser.
Finishing Up
When the contractors finished their work, the reserve was secured behind steel. Solar-powered cameras were even installed to monitor the wildlife remotely.
And the notices on the neighbor’s door grew with each week. Miles waited with a mixture of glee and anxiety for his neighbor to arrive back home. He was in for a surprise.
He Arrives
It was November when the man finally came back. Miles was in for another show. He watched him pull into the drive and walk up to the front door, which was now festooned with notices.
The man read them one by one with a look of incredulity before digging out the first notice. Then, he ran out to his backyard and began to scream.
Fury
The man rushed back to his car to fetch his cell phone and then proceeded to call the county to find out where his sports car and golf cart were, unleashing a torrent of curses in his blind rage.
Miles watched quietly from the window, smiling to himself. But the poetic justice of it all was still to come.
Poetic Justice
Three days later, the man confronted Miles, demanding to know if he was there when the county “stole his car and destroyed his backyard.” Miles replied that yes, he saw it all. “Well, why didn’t you call me when you saw them putting notices on my door?! You had my number up North!”
Miles paused before replying. He said that he had thought about calling, but figured that it would be best if he “minded his own damn business.” This annoying neighbor was nothing compared to the one on our next story, however...
Angry Neighbor Tries To Shut Down Boy's Lemonade Stand
It was a hot summer in Gladstone, Missouri and Jacob Martin's family did not have an air conditioner to help them survive the heat. So, little Jacob decided to help his family out and open up a lemonade stand to raise money to buy one.
He was more than excited to get everything ready and start selling lemonade to his neighbors. His mother, Gina, was very proud of her son and was happy to let him do this.
Getting Ready
When Jacob shared his plans with his older sister, she also wanted to supporting and actually bought him the stand so he could start selling his lemonade. The eight-year-old boy was ecstatic.
Once he finished decorating it and painting a sign all on his own, he was ready to start his business. He started selling lemonade for 50 cents a cup in his mom's front yard, and customers quickly started showing up.
Good Intentions
As we've mentioned before, Jacob really wanted to raise money for his family to buy an air conditioner because the summer of 2018 was proving to be very hot. But the truth was that his mother could afford buying one and there was no need for Jacob to raise money at all.
Of course, his mother still let him run his business, as he was so excited to do so. However, she convinced him to use the money for something ever better: donating it to the local church. This inspired Jacob to work even harder on his lemonade stand.
Running Into Trouble
Jacob's business was booming and he was having a lot of fun selling lemonade. But on June 29, 2018, everything changed. One of his neighbors walked up to him and asked him a bizarre question.
“This guy came up to me and said, ‘Do you have a permit?’ And I thought, ‘What? What’s going on?" Jacob said in an interview with local news. Since when did children need a permit to sell lemonade?
A Permit?
Gina quickly noticed that something was going on and walked up to her son. There, the man asked her if they had a health permit or a food handler's permit. Gina was almost as confused as Jacob at this point.
Gina asked the man if he was an employee of the city, but he replied that he was only a concerned customer. He told her: "I want to know who I should go to if I get sick off this".
Searching For Answers
After this strange exchange, Gina was very worried. What if this "concerned customer" called the police or tried to have her son's lemonade stand shut down? So, she turned to the internet for help.
She googled whether her son needed a permit to run his lemonade stand but didn't find anything. So, she made a post on Facebook, hoping someone from the city had an answer for her.
Cops Show Up
The next day, Jacob opened up his stand as usual and started selling lemonade. Gina, however, was still worried and was afraid the angry neighbor would come around again and intimidate her son.
But what she saw outside her house was even worse: suddenly, a group of police officers stopped right in front of Jacob's lemonade stand and got out of their cars. Were they coming to shut it down?
Afraid
A million thoughts started running through Gina's head as she was walking out the house. Why would her neighbor be so upset over a little boy selling lemonade? Sure, kids can be annoying sometimes, but this was beyond ridiculous.
Not only that, but after intimidating her and her son he decided to call the cops on him? Surely the police had more important things to do, so what could the neighbor have told them for them to send so many officers?
Relief
But then, as she finally faced the police officers, she realized that they weren't there to shut Jacob's lemonade stand down. They were there as costumers!
The officers happily ordered several cups of lemonade and chatted with Jacob, who was really excited about the whole thing. After that, the officers gave Jacob a big surprise.
The Permit
It turned out that one police officer had seen Gina's Facebook post and decided to help Jacob out. He could not believe how rude the neighbor had been, so he and his fellow officers got him a permit.
Now, if Jacob's annoying neighbor came back once again, Jacob would have a permit to shut him up. Not only that, but he would have the whole police department on his side.