We’ve all had times in our life when we were just buying some milk and cookies from the local Walmart and ended up witnessing something gut-wrenching-ly hilarious that made us LOL for the next couple of weeks. But, you’ve got no idea how funny supermarkets can truly be. Here’s a few of the most hilarious things supermarkets have ever seen.
YES, THIS IS HOW PEOPLE LOOK THESE DAYS
From the writing above the symbols, we can see that this picture was taken somewhere in Asia but we’re pretty sure humans don’t look like this that far East. Sure, they look different from your average Americans, however, men don’t look like a ball hovered above an arrow and women aren’t triangles. So, yeah…
STARS NEED GROCERY TOO
You do not need two eyes to recognize this iconic blonde. The gal seductively lifting those two bottles is none other than Goldie Hawn. This picture just goes to show that even celebrities like her go grocery shopping like the rest of us.
IS IT EVEN HERS?
How often do you see a woman with a smoking hot bod shopping for diapers? Yes, you read that right. Can you believe that this woman has the most perfect body even though she had a human being inside of her for nine months? Most women might take years to return to their old self, this girl only took a few months apparently.
THESE FOLKS CAN REPAIR ANYTHING!
Apparently, these days anything means “anything other than door bells”. These handymen can fix up your air conditioner, but they just can’t seem to get their tricky doorbell fixed.
STRAIGHT OUTTA THE TUB
Wet looks are cool, let’s be honest. But, isn’t coming to the supermarket with a friggin’ towel on your head a bit too extreme? I wonder why this woman needed a fresh piece of salmon right after a shower.
REVISITING THE FIRST DATE
There isn’t anything funny about this picture, it’s just something that makes you go awwww. This couple, right after getting married, came to the exact supermarket and the exact aisle they first met. It’s funny how a box of Coco Pops could help you meet the person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with.
FREE SPIRITED GRANDPA
Well, this is clearly an interesting choice of clothing. Maybe this grandpa just wore the first thing he could get his hands on, regardless of whether his hand was in the miss’ side of the dresser.
There’s no reasonable explanation as to why this girl was buying so much stuff. Maybe she’s making a bunker or something in case of a nuclear war and she was in the need for a few extra pillow cushions.
A STAR-STUDDED WINE SECTION
Just imagine that you’re sweeping through the wine section looking for a cheap bottle of whiskey and you find Cara Delevingne, Jlo and Rihanna? You’d probably go AHHHHHHH and scare them off, but it’d be a cool moment nonetheless.
THE FIRST DAY
Believe it or not, this was actually the opening day for the poor store that got rammed in by this man-baby. Maybe he got a bit too excited and decided to take the shorter way to the cereal section…
IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN
Ah, Christmas – Such a beautiful holiday. You get plenty of time to do stuff with the people you love. Even if it involves getting into the same shirt as your partner and waltzing over to the local supermarket.
Someone call the Turkish Airlines and tell them this is not the way you advertise an airline. The people that made this banner of sorts could have just flipped it and had the plane facing the other way. Come on, people, it’s not that hard…
I’ve seen a lot of hairstyles and I don’t really care enough to criticize them. But, this is something different. This particular hairstyle looks like some took a raccoon’s tail and bleached it with a black and brown dye. And, let’s be honest, it looks horrendous.
HI, THIS IS MY PET, LUCY!
People take all sorts of pets to supermarkets. I’ve seen a lot of cats and dogs, an occasional parrot, some turtles too and even a monkey on a person’s back. But, I’ve never seen someone that brought a Ilama grocery shopping. The little guy is pretty cute though.
IT’S A MIRACLE
Wine can get you to do some crazy stuff. But, I had no idea it could get you off of your wheelchair and straight to the top shelf.