Patrick Star Quotes

Patrick Star is one of my Favorite Character in Spongebob Square Pants. He is funny and kind a dumb which makes me laugh. 

Here are some List of Patrick Quotes

Mr. Krabbs: “That’ll be 5 bucks.”

Patrick: “All I have is 7″

Spongebob: “Look Squidward, I’m chopping lettuce.. at night.

look at me I’m swabbin’ the bathroom…. at night!

You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!””Remember licking doornobs is illegal on other planets.”

Spongebob: I’m MAD!
Patrick: Me too.
Spongebob: Why are YOU mad?
Patrick: [looks up, and seethes]I can’t see my forehead! Why are YOU mad?

Patrick: “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

Patrick: “We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!”

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

“It’s ok. Squidward will find love one day. But it will be someone his own size. Like this pickle!”

My pickle started off life in a jar… and now it’s in one again!”

Are you Squidward?


“Are you Squidward now?”


Spongebob: “Patrick are you angry too?”

Patrick: “Yeah”

Spongebob: “What’s wrong with you?”

Patrick: “I can’t see my forehead”

That looks like the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday.”

“Boy, was I using that wrong!”

“Sandy’s a girl?”

“Don’t touch me I’m sterile!”

“Did you see my underwear?”

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